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lets play a game called ‘my phone was at 90% 2 minutes ago i swear’

(Source: circumcising, via howidiotic)




summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

there’s these horseflies here that seem to really enjoy bare butts. I’m never bit anywhere else.

tmi tbh

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[finds the most sarcastic asshole in the series] my love

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I’m putting my cat on a vegan diet.

"how could you do that! that’s animal abuse"

No it’s not. a vegan-only diet is actually very healthy for them.

"cats are carnivores. they need to eat meat"

I know. that’s why it’s a vegan-only diet. I feed them only the finest vegans I can find.

I was about to go off on you

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