lets play a game called ‘my phone was at 90% 2 minutes ago i swear’
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
there’s these horseflies here that seem to really enjoy bare butts. I’m never bit anywhere else.
I’m putting my cat on a vegan diet.
"how could you do that! that’s animal abuse"
No it’s not. a vegan-only diet is actually very healthy for them.
"cats are carnivores. they need to eat meat"
I know. that’s why it’s a vegan-only diet. I feed them only the finest vegans I can find.
I was about to go off on you